What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... šØ
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I donāt know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she canāt talk.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didnāt know it was the bathroom.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair š¦½
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.