Disability jokes
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.