Disability jokes
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣