Disability jokes

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

What do you call a disabled Asian?

"Sum ting wong."

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.

What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?

"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.

One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it is seafood.

I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?

If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Why can't disabled people make jokes?

Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?

How do parents punish their blind kids?

They re-arrange the furniture.