Disability jokes
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Helen Keller def faked it.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
I have cripple and depression.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.