Disability jokes

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"

I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.

It didn't work.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.

So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.