Disability jokes
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.