Disability jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
I bought a book for my blind friend.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?