Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
Disability Jokes
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Helen Keller def faked it.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
