Disability jokes
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.