Disability jokes
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.