Disability jokes
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Helen Keller def faked it.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.