Disability jokes
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.