Disability jokes

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

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I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!

What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?

C4.

What is better than a paralympic gold medal?

Walking! 😂😂😂

What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?

Home base.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.

He couldn't stand a chance.

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"

How did Stephen Hawking die?

His PC overheated.

I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.

I raped a disabled child.

I think she's too far gone to repair now.

What has hands but can’t clap?

A thalidomide baby.

Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

It’s because she’s dead.