Disability jokes
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂