What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Disability Jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
I bought a book for my blind friend.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
