Disability jokes
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.