Disability jokes
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..." The room was full of arm amputees.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."