Disability jokes
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
A blind guy walks into a bar.