Disability jokes
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
Eating the wheelchair.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.