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Disability Jokes
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same.
The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr. Independent and insists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
