Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Disability Jokes
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
He lost Wifi connection...
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
