Disability jokes
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
He lost Wifi connection...
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.