Disability jokes
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.