Rex jokes
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap? Because he's dead.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
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I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
Ratio.
Realger.
rtuiyg.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A. A dino-snore.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Why can't a t-rex clap? Because it's dead.
Community talk
I mean obvi the egg came before the chicken yk being evolved from a T-rex but did the T-rex or the egg come first?
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