Rex jokes
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Memes
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.