Rex

Rex Jokes

T Rex

Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.

Dinosaur

What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.

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  • T Rex

    Why did the T-Rex cross the road?

    The chicken wasn’t invented then.

    T Rex

    Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?

    Because it's dead.

    Rhyme

    I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

    Welcome for the rhyme.

    Memes

    T Rex

    A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

    A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".