Difference

Difference Jokes

Tomato

Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?

A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.

Cabbage

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.

Jesus

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

CEO

Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?

A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.

Batman

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

People

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

Taco Bell

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

Kindergarten

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

Nun

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

Church

What's the difference between a casino and a church?

You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.

Government

What is the difference between the government and organized crime?

Only one of them is organized.

Bowling Ball

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Emo

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

Indian

What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?

An Indian person is burnt after death.

People

What’s the difference between white people and Black people?

One runs from the police, one runs for the police.

Unicycle

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.

Baby

What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.

Girlfriend

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.