What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot? Bigfoot is real

What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery and the other kid 🧒 of weather is not slippery

What’s the difference between my imaginary friend and God?

None.

They’re both imaginary.

What is the difference between a human and a magic house and what do I have for dinner 🥘

What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?a magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can walk

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop?The bakery shop has cake😞🎂

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

What is a difference between a tree and a school? A school is for kids and a tree is for birds

What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief? The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!” And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

youre face

What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

What is the difference between

What is the difference between a human and a magic dog is what a human

What is a difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘? A car can drive and a tree can not drive

What is the difference between a human and a house 🏠? A human can walk and a house 🏡 can not walk

Whats the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits until your a teen to cum on your face.

What is the difference between onions and babies? I cry when I cut onions.

What’s the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don’t have a million dollars laying around my house.

What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗? A magic car can fly and a house 🏡 can not fly