What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book The book has papers
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu I choose you!!!
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? -- In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock? A rock can break a glass celing.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer? -- The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun does off in its mouth
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
what is the difference between a cow and me
nothing
What’s the difference between pickachu and an orphan?
Pickachu I choose you!
what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
What is the difference between me and a knife?
The knife has a point.
