Difference jokes
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What is the difference between a prostitute and a wife?
A prostitute will fulfill your needs with your money; a wife will fulfill her needs with your money.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.