Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
whats the difference between life and death......life hurts
What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
you know the difference between me and a zebra? me neither
What is the difference between me and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning
What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister
There both sweet home Alabama
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target? The drone guy didn't know either.
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
