Difference

Difference Jokes

Wife

What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.

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  • Jesus

    What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?

    Jesus died a virgin.

    Phone

    The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

    Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

    Pikachu, I choose you!

    Culture

    What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

    In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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  • Feminist

    What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

    A rock can break a glass ceiling.

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  • Abortion

    What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?

    Only one of them is scared.

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  • Gay

    What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

    I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

    Gun

    What's the difference between a penis and a gun?

    A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.

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  • Kid

    What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.

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  • Orphan

    What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

    Pikachu, I choose you!

    Parachute

    What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?

    One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.

    Frog

    What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!

    Kid

    Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?

    A. Nothing, they both die at ten.