Difference

Difference Jokes

Girlfriend

What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?

They're both "sweet home Alabama."

Genius

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?

Being a genius has its limits.

Grandfather

What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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  • Money

    What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.

    Al Qaeda

    What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.

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  • Feminist

    What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    Hitler

    What's the difference between you and Hitler?

    Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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  • Depression

    What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.

    Priest

    What is different about priests and acne?

    Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

    Plane

    What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

    A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

    NASA

    Whats the difference between NASA and religion

    NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

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  • Indian

    What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?

    An Indian person is burnt after death.

    Hooker

    What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?

    I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.

    Flu

    What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?

    For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.

    Life

    The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.

    Mansion

    What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?

    I've never seen the inside of a mansion.

    Drone

    What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

    I don't know... I just fly the drone.