What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun." Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?" Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?" Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna." Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?" Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
what's the difference between genocide and mass murder? genocide is racist
What's The Difference Between A Nuclear Reactor And Your Step Sis? You Need To Use Protection For The Nuclear Reactor.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone
What's the difference between cake and pie
πr2, cake are round
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a suprise when you find the treasure
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
Whats the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar?? One stops sucking when u smack it
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don't have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend, "We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks. But then when the bill comes, you get down and suck on the hot-dog, and it'll look like you're sucking on my dick. So then we'll get thrown out without paying, and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again."
His friend agrees, so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude's pants, go to the bar, and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, "Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!" The first guy says, "Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!"
