Difference Jokes

What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister

There both sweet home Alabama

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot? Being a genius has it’s limits

What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

Theirs a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking. At least Stephen Hawking does something.

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.

whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

What's the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.

A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.

What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? -- For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.

The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning

What's the difference between a baby and a mansion? I've never seen the inside of a mansion

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone

What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?

I am not registered.