Difference jokes
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.