What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
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What's the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don't have $1 Million in my wallet.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What's the difference between cake and pie
πr2, cake are round
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
Today is sad my sister got hit by a car and I lost my license as a driver
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What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What's the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
what's the difference between genocide and mass murder? genocide is racist
What's The Difference Between A Nuclear Reactor And Your Step Sis? You Need To Use Protection For The Nuclear Reactor.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
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whats the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
there is no difference
