Difference jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It's easy to roast beef.

What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?

I don't have $1 million in my wallet.

What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.

What's the difference between cake and pie?

πr2, cakes are round.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?

Nothing, I cut both of them.

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.

Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.

What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...

What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has rights.

What's the difference between my phone and my sister?

I actually give a damn if my phone dies.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?

The feminist is overweight.

What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.

What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?

There is no difference.