Difference

Difference Jokes

Million

What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?

I don't have $1 million in my wallet.

Idiot

What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.

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  • Orphan

    What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.

    Cake

    What's the difference between cake and pie?

    πr2, cakes are round.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

    Isaac Newton died a virgin.

    Lawn

    What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?

    Nothing, I cut both of them.

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  • Watermelon

    What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.

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  • Nerd

    What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

    One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.

    Daredevil

    What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

    One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...

    Feminist

    What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?

    Kim Jong Un has rights.

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  • Phone

    What's the difference between my phone and my sister?

    I actually give a damn if my phone dies.

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  • Nuclear

    What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.

    Tea Bag

    What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

    Feminist

    What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?

    The feminist is overweight.

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  • Grandma

    What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.

    What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.

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