Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage? A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? -- For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
19. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
What's the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don't have $1 Million in my wallet.
There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,
"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
