What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.