What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders Turtle soup . The waiter hollers “One Turtle Soup”. A moment later the guy calls the waiter over and says, I’ve changed my mind , I would like Pea Soup The waiter hollers “ Hold The Turtle and Make It Pea “
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Why did bella thorne pass gas on shake it up Chicago? Because I gave too split pea soup for breakfast.
