Pea Soup jokes
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.