Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Die Jokes
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
