who ever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
Where do feminists go when they die "hell's kitchen"
Why did Technoblade die?
Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
How did Technoblade actually die???
He got stabbed!!!
Why did Technoblade die??
He couldn't respawn in real life!!
When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his "FUNNY BONES!"
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
Obama: It smells like upnigga in here... Trump: What's upnigga Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
if the genie from Aladdin was here my three wishes would for you to die your kids to have a miserable life and for everyone you love dies
How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
