When I die, Iβll die in a trash can
Why did techno die? They broke his bed
If mom seen u she will die and be happy bc of u being ugly
What do birds and children have in common? If you shoot them they die.
Why did the child die? To see god our father
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
Donβt have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Bro if I die I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of c4 at a furry convention
This the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said one day, you'll leave this world behind. So live a life you will remember. My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die. My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply it makes me wanna cry :(
What did one God say to the other?
I will die to be a man.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself. It's really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose? or Slitting my throat?
a priest sees a man about to commit suicide the man says "I have nothing to live for here I will die go to heaven and get 72 virgins" then the priest says "no need for this I will take you to the local elementary school"
is it necrophilia if they die while your having sex and you just don't relise,
thats what happened to my dog
why did quean Elizabeth thee 2nd die she forgot to heal after all those storms
Hang in there ya Emo bastards! Remember you could always be dead, oh too soon?π€£π€£
No wonder they wanna die so much, I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veils Brides!π€£π€£π€£
Anybody got a knife? I mean an Emo dildo?π€£π€£π€£
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them theyβre going to die.
How did Stephen Hawking Die? Is PC overheated
