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If you like this post you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎

When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.

Why did Techno die?

They broke his bed.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

What do birds and children have in common?

If you shoot them, they die.

Why did the child die? To see God, our father.

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.

Bro if I die I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of c4 at a furry convention

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

What did one God say to the other?

"I will die to be a man."

Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.

It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.

Which way is quicker to die? Noose? or Slitting my throat?

A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."