Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
whats red and bad for your teeth:abrick
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.