I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
Can i die...
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
whats red and bad for your teeth:abrick
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."