How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
Die Jokes
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
Can I die?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!
Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
