When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."
If I die, does my depression die with me?
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
