Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."
if i die does my depression die with me?
I would like to die like my islamic father, in his sleep. But not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
(This is a cruel joke, do not say this to anyone it just popped up in my mind)
Roses are Red Violet's are blue yo grandma died, yo dad left you too, now you living with yo old grandma coot. 'oh' let's not forget yo mom left you to, you gon live alone, die alone, with no roses on yo casket too.
I would go suck some titties but I’d rather die from being shot then cancer
All you pro life christian motherfuckers can go die lol
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
its smell like something die in my room, oh yeah its my dignity,hope, and my feeling. put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears .
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
Q: What's the difference between a prison and concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower
what's the similarity between an orphan and my dick? They both will die alone
how did the gay girl die? homocide
when your deppresed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new pc
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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