My dad told me a story today his mom my grandma said if a bird gets in ur house someone will die . That day a humming bird got in his U.P.S truck and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later she died .😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
my mom died
man: die potato potato: *screams* i like trains kid: i like trains man: no wait train: *kills man*
why did sally die, she got stabbed by her mum
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
One random youtube comment in 2018: Soon, A virus will come to earth A year later: Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha Another year later: Time to die a painful death. Another year later: God has come with the cure
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures? Because they hate their lives and want to die.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
you die. LOL!
How do you make a plumber die
You kill his family
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
Can i die...
why did the orphan cross the road to die on the other side
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
