Why did Lucas die?
Cause he was old lucas
One random youtube comment in 2018: Soon, A virus will come to earth A year later: Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha Another year later: Time to die a painful death. Another year later: God has come with the cure
The patient said when will this be over? "The doctor said after you die." The patient says "was that a morbid joke." The doctor says "well um actually you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says "well its a bright day maybe if you weren't clumsy."
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures? Because they hate their lives and want to die.
What do you tell your butt check when you need to use the bathroom hold it in so you want get constipated and die.
you die. LOL!
How do you make a plumber die
You kill his family
Ama is a bitch I want him to die and kill him self
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap
I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said "Bet" and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent
Can i die...
why did the orphan cross the road to die on the other side
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies? Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Why did hitler die? he got hit by ler
My sister said to kill myself so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die
whats red and bad for your teeth:abrick
if trump pooped in a toilet the toilet would die
How do stars die? Usually a overdose on an airport.
