Die jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
My dad died lol.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What died on 9/11? 2,996 people.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.