Die jokes
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."