Dick's jokes

Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.

In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."

Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...

Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.

Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!

Deaf people suck lots of dicks.

They can't hear!

Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!

Ur dick.

1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.

Who likes dick? Answer me!

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.

Snapchat: @colin_green21

What is smaller than my dick?

Nothing.

Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

What did the naked man say to the naked woman?

"Suck my dick."

What did the man's dick say to the man?

I just can't "hand"le it!

Do you know Candice?

Candice dick fit in your mouth!

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.

Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.

Why did Kenny die?

Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?