Dick's jokes
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
My name is Big Dick.
I suck my dick.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.