Dick's jokes

My dick is longer than your life.

Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.

Husband: let’s do this.

Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!

Dick.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

I sucked a dick.

Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

What do gay horses eat?

Horse dick.