Dick's jokes
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.
A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
My dick.
My dick is longer than your life.
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
Dick.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
I sucked a dick.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.