Dick's jokes

Man

    • Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:

    The guy says, "I'm a fireman."

    The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"

    The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."

    The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"

    The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."

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    • Dick

    • How do you suck a dick?

    Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.

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    • Man

    • My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.

    Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.

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    • Grandfather

    • One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.

    A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”

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    • Poem

    • Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.

    My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.

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    • Wife

    • Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.

    Husband: let’s do this.

    Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!

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