Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick!
😳 🤔 What does BLM stand for? ✒ Black Lust Matters
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Difference between a dick and rock ones hard
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
A sister went to her brothers room and says Sr:am scared can I sleep with you Br:yes siso Sr:what is this (pointing at his dick) Br:my pet 🐍 Sr:can I pet it Br:yes He wake up in a 🏥 Br:what happened Sr:your 🐍spit on me so I bit his head of Br:you dummy Sr:whaaat
Johnny Johnny yes papa eating dick yes papa
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want there mouths looking like jesus christs hands.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland, nothing, there both dicks.
When you get to feel a dick in you then suck bro all your stress out the window
boy: your dick is so small, oh wait you don't have one
older boy: UNO reverse card
Whats the difference between and american school and a shooting range
my dick doesnt get hard at the shooting range
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up suck a big dick
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
6 looks like someone facing up 9 looks like someone facing down 69 looks like 2 people sucking each others dicks.
Lets say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world. Now, I get my head chopped of. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what its like to suck my own dick.
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
