if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don't spit.
my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Quote for the day
I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.
“Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY”
Also loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen
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small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said thanks for visiting.
Dark humor and woman are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
i’ve tryed to like all of your jokes they are funny 😆 and joshisboss you are awesome keep up the good work 👍🏻
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.
I'll give you an A because your awesome s B because you beautiful a C because your caring And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favourited my jokes and commented! Thanks ROAB_EPIC
[ when a cop meets a pothead on April 20th ]
Officer : Hi, how high are you?
Pothead : No officer, it's how are you
Officer : oh im sorry ive been high since last night
Pothead : cool, i'd like to give you sum weed, happy 420 sir
Officer : omg thx man appreciate that
Everbody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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