
Appreciation jokes
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
His girls clapped, BTW. 馃槵
Wouldn鈥檛 the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 馃グ馃槏鉂わ笍馃挒!
Love you a million times more!
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
Explain Bear is my favorite.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Mum is the best!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
