Dialogue jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
"Stop it," said he.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Knock knock.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
"Soph, can we talk?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...