Dialogue jokes
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Hollow Knight Meme
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Hey, talk to me here!
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first?
Jack: Bad News first.
Mother: I'm dying!
Jack: Mother, I said bad news first.
Mother: *cries*
Jack was never seen again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat…
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.