Dialogue jokes
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
Hey, talk to me here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
Memes
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
"Stop it," said he.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Knock knock.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
"Soph, can we talk?"
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?