Emo get jealous When their Phone dies
My ex's dad died while she was texting me she said she had a boyfriend but I told her I had a dad.
My dad died in 9/11 ,he was the best pilot I have ever seen though.
All these 911 jokes need to stop My uncle died in 911 atleast he died doing what he loves Flying planes
My Greif counseller died, he was so good, i dont even care
My grandpa died in 9/11, he was a great pilot
two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "
the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.
your dads hair line was so long that he died
my dog died todayđ„
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of windows 10
Your so ugly that I choked and died
"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasnât buried one
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the queen? Paul Walker passed 100 before he died
what did the two towers make after they died? the one World Trade Center
My girlfriendâs dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset. She screamed at me, âWhat am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?â
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
