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Di jokes

Fire

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

Scientist

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.

Pilot

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Memes

Food

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Uncle

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Pilot

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

Die Hard

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

Hole

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

Counselor

My grief counselor died the other day.

He was so good at his job, I don't even care.

Fire

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

Loyalty

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)