Di jokes

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

Emos get jealous when their phone dies.

My dog died today. 😥

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

When does an emo get jealous at a phone?

When it dies.

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.

She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!

My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.