The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
Stephen Hawkings died because his wifi ran out.
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far from the wall the cord unpluged
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far away from the wall the cord unpluged
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
a man walked into a fleshlight and died xx
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Where do you go when a food dies? A fooderal
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"
Stephen Hawkings died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Steven hawking died because he got hacked by me and the update was to strong.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:
The guy says, "I'm a fireman."
The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"
The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."
The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
you mama so stupid when her phone died she bared it lol
