Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
Di Jokes
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
I wish you guys all died.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
