My dad died in 911.... He was a good driver
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
did you hear about the gay indian who died?.... He was a brave sucker.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.
Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!
Al Fayedβs son arrives at heavenβs gates and sees his driver.
He shouts βyou stupid cunt!β
The driver says, βWatch, Boss?β
Dodi replies...:
βI said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!β
I would tell a joke but Iβm sad my dad died in 9/11 heβs the greatest pilot that went down with the twin towers
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP π
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: βHoles gonna be big.β
someone dies
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he wonβt abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? Thatβs Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe heβs real and always here. Donβt let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or donβt believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
I wasnβt close to my dad when he died. Itβs a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
