Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone? He can't afford a family pack
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What's a mom?
why should you never talk to pie at a party? bc it goes on forever
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth
What kind of cake can a orphan not have? Homade
what is a ghost favorite cake? i scream cake!
