Depression jokes
Kill yourself!
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Joke.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
GTA 6
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
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Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.