Depression Jokes

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.

If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.

I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers.”

She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”

To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.