Depression jokes

I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?

It left him hanging.

Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.

COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.

You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!

There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

Joke.

Why are you sad?

I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.

How do you poop?

Q. What do you call a group of emos?

A. Suicide Squad.

Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?

Me.

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

Hi meccool.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

Evan