Depression jokes
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.