Depression jokes
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?