Depression jokes
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!