Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
i'm so depressed i gave my therapist trauma.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
What’s the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn’t beat cancer.
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree
Depressed showed be spelled depraseed becuase than they would be 1,2,5,9
what do emo kids have incomnd with orphans
they both depresd on the inside
The last Words from a depressive Person are:"I finally see a Train"
I tried to name my grass emo so it will cut itself
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
You have five seconds to kill me 1.. 2... 3... 4- thank you i can rest now- WAIT HOW AM I TALKING??????????????????????
hey thats the thing my grandpa has, they say that to treat it i should call him a bitch!
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
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What's the difference between me and a depressed kid at least I'm out of the grave.
RIL POKEM Amxiety evolved into depression.Depression was the finally stage evelution
yo life got no meaning just like your dad when he left like if its a good one
