Depression jokes
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Ur mum.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
My depression is depressed.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*