Depression jokes
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.