Depression jokes
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
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Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.