Depression Jokes

i know why nobody like my comment because they got no sense of humor, thats why they dislike it now i know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets laugh =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES

Imagine being depressed couldn’t be me

If your name is caleb or connor you have a problem

One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

When there's no piñata at the party but the emo kid just hung himself

why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.

She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”

To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror

noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."

keep yourself safe!

why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck

This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

They're always cutting