Depression jokes
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Ur mum.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
My depression is depressed.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
I got jealous when my phone died.