Depression jokes
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Hi, please like for good luck!
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
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Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.