Depression jokes
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
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Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
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Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.