Depression jokes
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.