Depression Jokes

What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression fucks you harder

I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

what is an emos most hated game... hangman

because its rubbing it in there face that they cant hang themselves

friend: how's it going? me: good, things are good! parent: how are you? me: oh I'm fine! Twitter: compose new tweet? me: hellooooo l would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it

Your hair line is what caused the great depression.

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk but it's acting really duckpressed.

What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid

Are you a knife? Because I want to deep throat you

Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you

why did the orphan kill its self

because hes deppressed about no family

What's worse than a failed suicide you ask? I fail suicide cuz you forgot to do the dishes and ur parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you not yourself

I want to be like pizza so i can get cut into 8 pieces

the emo kid went for a high five people say he's still hanging

regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist

Me: I'm depressed so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain

an adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid aportes him hey says the emo kid do you have rope No replies the adopted kid Dang it i hate you says the emo kid "now the adopted one is angry" Well at least im loved says the adopted kid.

if you know a emo kid please stay away the depression is contagions I,m a survivor like if you dislike emos.