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The depressed kid went to high five the tree.... but the tree left them hanging...
dark humor is like a home not everyone gets it
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now 😐
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: seeing others happy Doctor : ok so what makes you happy? Me: seeing stupid people in misery or agony Doctor: Well that's rather sadistic. Me: well statistically one in two doctors have fingerd a child... Doctor: do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy? Me: there's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".
Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
When you suffer from depression and Somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: my goodness, what an idea! why didn't i think of this before
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
Where did jonny go during the bombing Everywhere
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you're happy
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
What's the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?
If I die delete my search history
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end