Depression jokes

Me: I have depression.

Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.

I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.

Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?

Who needs April Fools?

When your whole life is a joke?

Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering.

You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: I don't know anymore.

How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."

Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

My favorite joke is my life.

Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

Friend: No.

Me: Well don't, it sucks.

Friend: Why?

Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.

Being sad is my only happiness.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

Person: Where do I commit suicide?

Dog: Roof.

Person: Good idea.

You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.