roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?
The depperessd kid getting bullied the bully : you are useless the depperessd kid : i know
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
If I die delete my search history
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.
*My mom trying to get me to do dishes*
Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.
Me: Why did you?
Mom: I was very drunk...
Explains a lot...
I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar
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My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
what's black and red and is a liquid? my scars!
what did the orphan say to the crippled man.
i suffer from crippling depression
I liked my life when I first got it.....later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Depression hits harder than my dad
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
