Demographic jokes
Old ladies are non existent.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.