Demographic jokes
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!