Demographic jokes
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Old ladies are non existent.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.