Demographic Jokes

Baseball

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Bleach

Bleach solves so many problems:

Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.

Similarity

What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?

They both choose who they want.

Rape

90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.

Earthquake

There was a house with a three-story building.

The first one had Mexicans.

The second one had Africans.

The third one had white people.

An earthquake came.

But who did survive?

The white family because they were at work.

Name

How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.

Blonde

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?