Dementia jokes
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.
I think DJT has FTD.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.