Deez Nuts Jokes

me: Can I borrow your cd? friend: What cd? me: see deez nuts in yo mouth

me: what are we doing in HPE friend: fitness me: fitting deez nuts in your mouth

Q: you have problems, i think your disease is BOOFA Q: What boofa ? A: boofa deez nuts in yo mouth

Rhydon- son Rhydon?- mum RHYDON DEEZ NUTS- son Jeez ur like ur father in bed- mum XD

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock? Me: I dont know You: Are you sure? Me: I dont know You: Okay.