Deez Nuts jokes
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
BofA deez nuts!
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Draw deez nuts.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!