Deez Nuts jokes
A B C deez nuts!
Like if you have nuts.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
lol again
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
BofA deez nuts!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.