friend: you are joking me: joking on deez nuts
Knock knock who’s there dragon deez nuts dragon deez nuts who? DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE
deez nuts eat nuts
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!
Isac I suck deez nuts
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Do you know wildee?
What's that?
Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Like if u have nuts
a b c deez nuts
