Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Deez Nuts Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Deez nuts eat nuts.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
"DEEZ NUTS"
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Like if you have nuts.
