Deez Nuts jokes

Deez nuts!

GOT EEMMMMMMMM!

How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?

Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?

Sawk on deez nuts!

I like...

Wendy's.

"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."

Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.

How have you been recently?

Oh, just playing some Rhydon.

What’s Rhydon?

Rhydon deez nutz!

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?

Crewmate: What's Sawcon?

Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!