Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Deez Nuts Jokes
DEEZ NUTS!
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.