Deez Nuts jokes

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

DEEZ NUTS!

Deez nuts!

GOT EEMMMMMMMM!

Reese's.

Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!

Me: What are we doing in HPE?

Friend: Fitness.

Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.

I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.