Deez Nuts jokes
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
BofA deez nuts!
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?