Deez Nuts jokes
Like if you have nuts.
A B C deez nuts!
Deez nuts!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
lol again
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!
And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?