Deez Nuts Jokes

Guy

me: lets go to Randy's friend: theres no Randy's me: ran deez nuts with a car

The man
in Ball

Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth

Anonymous
in Rock

deez nuts

Anonymous

How have you been recently Oh just playing some rhydon What’s rhydon Rhydon Deez nutz

Anonymous
in Ball

Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

jp
in Nut

me: hey i have candy KID: right next to me can i have some Me: some of deez nuts

Anonymous
in Emo

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish? – Si… See Deez Nuts!

Anonymous

Have you seen the justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts

Bruh

But actually, it's a parody

Wait actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

Anonymous

i like.. wendys

wendeez nuts in your mouth

Anonymous
in Orphan

DEEZ NUTS

jeff

Kid amogus backwards SUGOMA DIK

Anonymous

Hey you know slugma? Slugma balls

Mike O.
in Guess

Mike Oxlong: What's deez Mike? Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez? Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

Anthony Simmons
in Nut

I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth

ghey ballin
in Ball

do u know bumo bum deez nuts

Anonymous
in Nut

Have you heard of deez nuts

Sugon
in Mum

Rhydon- son Rhydon?- mum RHYDON DEEZ NUTS- son Jeez ur like ur father in bed- mum XD

s.... squelcher
in Roast

deez nuts ahaha

Anonymous
in Roast

I am a good role model. Because you look up to me. DEEZ NUTS