A B C deez nuts!
Deez Nuts Jokes
Deez nuts!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– SĂ...
See deez nuts!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!
And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
