Deez Nuts jokes
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Have you heard of deez nuts?
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!